#NO GRAVITY SONG HOW TO#

All the coverage it received, far from luring the diaspora’s money to Uganda, only really achieves a kind of stunned inability to process anything.

#NO GRAVITY SONG HOW TO#

Underneath the UBC tweet, you will find scores of people all painfully unsure of how to react to his solution of the unified field equation. And, by all accounts, nor does anyone else. Because I don’t understand a single thing that he says. It also contains another video, of Terrence Howard singing the second song from an album he released in 2008.Īnyway, long story short, I am now convinced that Terrence Howard is the cleverest man in the universe. It contains one video entitled “Terrence proves gravity is an effect not a cause”, captioned by an explanation for phenomena such as “hyperbolic geometric inertial systems” and “Non-Euclidean chiral asymmetries of force in motion”. This took me to the site where Terrence Howard explains his infamous (and arguably inaccurate) claim that one multiplied by one equals two. So I started clicking around, and found a link on the site called “Terry on Wave Fields”. Like a sub-atomic, interwoven prime directive for us to search for the Greater Truth, to recall lost echoes of conversations from the past and to reveal that which has never been uncovered”. Now, obviously this sounds wonderful, because who doesn’t want to have safer borders and cleaner seas backed by the power of super-symmetry? So I Googled “Super Symmetry” and found a website called Super Symmetrical Systems, which does little but blather on about how humanity’s purpose “was deliberately branded into our genetic code. He talked about his new drone system, the Lynchpin, that can apparently use unlimited hydrogen bonding and super-symmetry in order to form swarming colonies that can defend countries and remove plastics from the ocean. On and on he went, somehow managing to cram several decades’ worth of gobbledygook into two short minutes. What I am saying is that we have invented a new form of flight that I would like to bring here to Uganda to replace the drones, to replace the helicopters, to replace the planes … This is the geometry of hydrogen”. “I was able to define the grand unified field equation they’ve been looking for, and put it into geometry.

“I went out to explore a new way of understanding how the universe works,” he told the crowd in a video that was quickly shared by UBC Uganda. No, Terrence Howard only does impenetrably batshit. The problem was that Terrence Howard doesn’t do blandly inoffensive. Getting a famous person to say some blandly inoffensive things about a subject or issue has long been part of the awareness-raising toolkit.

No gravity song